Regarding chaos and health

So a couple of things this time around...
Most of you know I had to give a presentation on Chaos theory recently... it was the thing that was sapping most of my blogging time and gave you the little drought of these posts. Now the presentation has been given and the grades returned and I am pleased to inform that it was a sucess!
Following the chaos theory was almost immediately a test on fourier analysis, which couldn't quite be ignored. A lot of time went into studying that and again it sapped most of my energy for talking to you people, for which i must beg forgiveness.
Additionally, on top of all of this, some of you know of the lump I found on my person lately...Well, after a doctors check and ultra-sound scan, I can confirm it was just a cyst and am currently celebrating this revelation after a night of drinking at the pit.
All of the cocktails were ordered (some in pitcher form and some in a glass) and promptly I received a T-shirt to celebrate this . All were fully drunk including the fairly foul fiend that is known as wrath (a fancified J.D and coke) and the night was made awesome by Mae and Ben, Thanks muchly guys...
So seeing as you guys 100% have to put up with me for years yet I should let you know that Alex asks that you currently:
Prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning,
Tenacity spanning,
Decades of denial -
Is simply why I'll
Be king undesputed,
Respected, Saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared.....

All the best to you,

Alex

Regarding Becca

I must apologise to everyone who follows this with polite inquisition, several unavoidable things have cropped up and I have been unable to twist your world view for the time being. Those I have spoke to would like me to press on with the friend series and I will now tackle someone who asked me to get on with their post so they could end the friendship:
Rebecca. A. Nicholls

Deep research into the past had me uncover that the girl in question was raised by Sheep and a rotating German called Hans. A full account is available on her fansite but here I should be more concerned with an account of how she is day-to-day and why we're friends...
Well I couldn't think of more appropriate way than to rewrite "Gaston" from "Beauty and the Beast"

Gosh it was painful to write this Becca,
Hastey but not at all rushed
Tell me you want it removed then Becca
Basic'ly I will be crushed

Theres no friend I have I admire like you
You're funny but you make me sigh
Music and art is inspired by you
And its not very hard to see why...

No one bleats like Becca
She's elite our Becca
No one pays out the nose for a sweet like Becca
For theres no one so bright and so bubbly
Clever but slightly absurd
You could try to make her act less oddly
but she'll still go forth strangely and so undeterred

Such a pain that Becca
Yes, Insane that Becca
No one catches the incorrect train like Becca
Such a loathing for Westerfield Railway Station
My what a mind that Becca

Give five hoorahs, give twelve hip hips
Becca is best and the rest is all drips

No one thinks like Becca
No one drinks like Becca
Wakes up in the bath, next to the sinks like Becca
For theres no one as pleasent and Naive
As a stranger you're known as a friend
Unless you can be said to be creepy
Then she won't want to meet you and will not pretend

No one speaks like Becca
No one freaks like Becca
When she yawns loudly, nobody squeaks like Becca
And her likeness to sea mammals is amazing
Yes! Ten points to Becca

When she was a young girl in Felixstowe
People saw an unusual star
She's up there in Bradford now, causing a scene:
Weird magnificence viewed from afar!

No one chats like Becca
Tit-for-tats like Becca
and gets angry when you hide her hats like Becca
Innuendos make up her vocaulary!

Say it again!
Unplanned comedienne
And then say it once more
has us all on the floor
Who's a pleasure to know
Has us laughing, although
She has times where she seems really wise
Though she's really unsure
We still, frankly, adore!
And her name, as I've said, is Becca!

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So it's not totally perfect but I hope you have a laugh or two reading it.
More posts soon and much more frequent.

All the best to you,

Alex